The Coroner’s Report

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big
smiles on their faces.

The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened.

Coroner tells the Inspector:

‘First body: An Italian , 60, died of heart failure while with his mistress.
Hence the enormous smile.’

‘Second body: ‘Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent
it all on whisky, died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile.’

The Inspector asked, ‘What of the third body?’

‘Ah,’ says the coroner, ‘This is the most unusual one. Billy Earl, the
Newfie, 30, struck by lightning.’

‘Why is he smiling then?’ inquires the Inspector.

‘Thought he was having his picture taken.’
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